Thursday, August 10, 2006

Question for the day

Why is it that Princess waits until after the floors have been mopped and the carpets cleaned before she yacks up crud and then scoots and drags her nasty little butt across the floor? I think it is anxiety, worrying about having to spend the days alone with me until next summer, when her doting Momma is here again to protect her. Either that or she saw the business plan I'm working on for my next great idea, "The Urnament Company." After your pet has passed, I'll cremate it and place a portion of its ashes in an urn that is also a Christmas tree ornament. That way the pet can still enjoy the holidays. What do you think?

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